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Rage Quit - Paper Sky;
In which Michael gets paternal *w*

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stripped-to-thewaist:

This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

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fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

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[x]

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spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

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GTA V - Capture

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"My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest."

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ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

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frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it fucking winked are you joking

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shertockhotmes:

tawdrysquid:

finalproblem:

Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.

THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!

She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.

I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.

Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.

Mary is a cat lover.

And now her initials are “MEW.”

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[Happy #Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.

This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

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i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

I’m having a mini giveaway to celebrate my 18th birthday!

I turn 18 on May 31st this year so I thought I’d do a little giveaway to celebrate. I was going to wait until I hit 1,500 followers but I’m still almost 100 away and I wanted to finish this on my birthday so I figured I’d just start it now :D

What you will win!

  • An A5 notebook with the lyrics of “Goin’ Back to Hogwarts” on the cover (plain paper)
  • An A5 notebook with “What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?” on the cover (plain paper)
  • A Golden Snitch Bracelet
  • A Time Turner Necklace
  • A Deathly Hallows Necklace

If you don’t like the two notebook designs that I have chosen, then I’ll quite happily switch them out with two other designs from this Etsy shop!

How this will work:

  • The winner will be generated using random.org
  • You must be following me as this is a giveaway for my lovely followers! (I will be checking!)
  • You can reblog as many times as you like but please don’t spam your followers!
  • Likes count!
  • No giveaway only blogs (I’ll be checking this too!)
  • You must be comfortable with giving giving me your address so that I can send you your winnings!
  • I will notify the winner via their ask box, so make sure you have that open!
  • If you do not respond within 48 hours, then I will pick another winner!
  • The prizes will be sent to you directly from the seller so they will come probably in two different packages but I’ll write you a little letter from me, too :)
  • I will ship worldwide!
  • If you are under 18 then make sure you have your parent’s permission (This is just due to Tumblr’s giveaway guidelines!)
  • This giveaway is not administered, sponsored, or endorsed by Tumblr in any way.
  • Please don’t delete this text as everyone needs to be aware of the rules!

The giveaway will end at 4pm BST (British Summer Time) on May 31st 2014, 2 months from the original posting date, as that’s my 18th birthday :)

Good luck everyone!

I posted a giveaway yesterday!

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