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moonlightequilibrium:
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spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

(via realityassassin)

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  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via bespeckledbauble)

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bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(via otp-is-best-served-gay)

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  • one part of the star trek fandom: *deep and philosophical and creates painfully thought-out tags and graphics and gifs*
  • other part of the star trek fandom: sET PHASERS TO HELLA RAD
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sirarthurbonnefoy:

averypottermormon:

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

you say they’re smooth i say they’re fuckin nerds

(via a-study-in-jawn)

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the-book-ferret:

Will you read me a story? Pretty please?

the-book-ferret:

Will you read me a story? Pretty please?

(via fuckyeahferrets)

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"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"

— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

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charleskinbote:

"melted butter"

school started hah

(via yhjin4255)

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via twilightfrontier)

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booitsnialler:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? used your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

(Source: okaywork, via iamhiddlebatched)

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graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

(via a-study-in-jawn)